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Jan. 31, 2023

I'm Still Rushing

Still tryna do better, but not doing so great with that =/

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Jan. 31, 2023

I'm Rushing

...and since I am here's an uncut clip of what's coming in the next few weeks (but only for 24 hours :)

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April 16, 2022

[Career Transition w/ HD] I Was Super Cool

So you really don't DJ no more?? Just days before his first comedy special, the self-described "lover of humanity and doer of expensive things" (formerly known as DJ) HD stops by to discuss his abrupt public turn from music and …

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March 22, 2022

[The Grind w/ djBANDCAMP] You Eat What You Kill

The episode long time listeners have been waiting for: the recovered sitdown with international dj, ! In August 2019 Camp gave Mr. Karver the stories behind the success but the file corrupted; now after 2.5 years hear from the hardest …

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Jan. 23, 2022

3 Life Lessons From The Bengals Playoff Win

What do you and an NFL franchise who hadn't won a playoff game in 30 years have in common? Mr. Karver reflects on some fun, applicable life lessons from the upstart Cincinnati Bengals ahead of their divisional round matchup in …

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Oct. 8, 2021

ASR PSA for SYS

It's substitute teacher duty on today's episode. Make sure you check out Mr. Karver out on Friday's episode of the ...and stop talking to people with their headphones in. Rudeness, gosh. See you next week :) You can cackle along …

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Sept. 2, 2021

[Self-Exploration feat. Mario Jovan] I'm Coming As Me

One thing about adulthood, you're liable to be hit with some bewwwlbleep that forces you to question who you are and what you're made of. Mr. Karver and this week's guest, Mario Jovan, discuss...well a LOT lol Starting a business, …

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June 20, 2021

Your Black Parade [a Juneteenth + Pappy Day Special]

Mr Karver discusses the levity of Juneteenth while judging TF out of your Beyonce submissions for this year's challenge. One time for all the dads out there, especially the Black dads standing in the face of the statistically unearned stigmas …

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Jan. 7, 2021

3 Places White Privilege Should Take Over Next

Who knew it was so easy? That being the case, we have suggestions... Tell us what you think white privilege should disrupt next for the greater good of Mericah! Tag us to your screenshots. Check out our past episodes prior …

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Dec. 17, 2020

[Nostalgia w/ C. Diddy] Legend or Loser

C. Diddy, from the Shoot Your Shot Podcast, comes through to defend Bow Wow's mid tier, sleepy a** catalog against the superiority of Big Soulja. Along the way he and Mr. Karver debate who's worse: washed up high school athletes …

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Dec. 15, 2020

Reclaiming My... [Time]

Mr. Karver pulls out the soapbox to defend his ranking of the easiest of 5 Love Languages to manage, when's the best age to raise a toddler: in your 20's or in your 40's? And finally Mr. Karver tackles the …

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Nov. 30, 2020

[Calculated Risk w/ Just GQ] Couldn't Be Me

(In the most overdue episode of our run) Mr. Karver and Just GQ link up to wrap the final episode of the August residency. In a conversation recorded in August of 2020 they discuss the risks associated with travel in …

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Nov. 4, 2020

A USA Election Unicorn Tea Party Special

She's back yall... Whether you're freaking out or f***ing ecstatic, take a break from all the "pole" watching, social media doomsday scenarios, and nail biting and join Mr. Karver and his kiddo for a special, lighthearted election night Unicorn...

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Nov. 1, 2020

ASR Favs: Friends w/ Tony Hill

Mr. Karver resurfaces from a two month hiatus on Monday. Until then, we look back on some of our favorite episodes: a candid conversation about friendship in adulthood.

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Nov. 1, 2020

ASR Favs: Insane Confidence w/ TI

As Mr. Karver resurfaces from drowning through the introduction to his doctoral program, we end a two month hiatus as we look back on some of our favorite episodes: the last in-person episode recorded before the world when to sh!t... …

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Nov. 1, 2020

ASR Favs: Let the Kid Out feat AJE

Mr. Karver thought September had hands, then came October. Now he ends a two month hiatus as we look back on some of our favorite episodes: the first ever interview with his longtime friend and mentor... (he's a dad + …

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Nov. 1, 2020

ASR Favs: COVID Sammich

As Mr. Karver crawls out of his a depressive stretch ending a two month hiatus we look back on some of our favorite episodes: the COVID-19 special with his 5 year old daughter back in March of 2020... Before we …

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Aug. 31, 2020

I Never Freeze [Risk]

After a very irregular week and just ahead of Just GQ's August residency finale, Mr. Karver recalibrates this overdue session on calculated risks around recent events. We honor the life and work of Chadwick Boseman, wrestle with the idea of...

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Aug. 24, 2020

[Centering Self] I'm the Priority

Mr. Karver explores his own failure of self-care, being selfish, and balancing the impacts of the pandemic, work and family in this week's Soapbox Session. Want to see Mr. Karver's results from ?Check it out and catch the day to …

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Aug. 21, 2020

[Fitness feat. Ben] Grown Man Strength

We've all been stuck inside, sitting around (probably drinking) more than usual and are somewhere in between home workout aficionado...and sweatpant champion. So Mr. Karver caught up with Ben, owner of Elevate Nutrition, to talk about the the...

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Aug. 13, 2020

[Travel feat. Just GQ] Roll, Don't Fold

Learn how you can pocket $60 a flight as Mr. Karver and Just GQ pick up where they left off with more nonsense and travel tips. One of them finds out the hard way that cat calls are an equal …

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Aug. 6, 2020

[Travel w/Just GQ] I'm Not Waiting to Enjoy My Life

Many of us are trapped indoors dreaming of where we'll travel some day, some way once Ms. Rona packs her bags and goes. Our guest resident, Josh from HBO's F Boy Island, has done it and discusses all things travel …

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